hey all! i’m on vacation from now until thursday and going a bit off the grid and because i am a lazy son of a bitch and didn’t set up a queue, i likely will not be posting at all during this time. see you in a week! <3


In my ideal version of a Broadway musical version of Frozen, Elsa cuts people’s hair for a living and ends up setting up a shop above Anna, who is this deranged pie shop owner and then Elsa begins killing her customers so they can make pies out of their bodies. And Anna’s name is Mrs. Lovett and Elsa’s name is Sweeney, and she’s a man. And all the songs from the movie are cut and the new score is written by Stephen Sondheim. 

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I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

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"We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in."
- Ernest Hemingway (via henretta84)

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When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend


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tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat

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