a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 


(via agentrodgers)


Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

(Source: itsajensenthing, via agentsofskye)


there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

(via 2spooky4wednesday)

"Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy."
-  F. Scott Fitzgerald (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via olympius)


current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress


(Source: walterhhwhite, via lisaohares)


*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

(via crazyrayray113)


things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via pocketmartin)

"You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole."
- i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)

(Source: stolenwine, via thisirresistibleparisoriginal)