moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via agentrodgers)

itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

(Source: itsajensenthing, via agentsofskye)

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

(via 2spooky4wednesday)

"Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy."
-  F. Scott Fitzgerald (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via olympius)

aaronburrssexdungeon:

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

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(Source: walterhhwhite, via lisaohares)

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

(via crazyrayray113)

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via pocketmartin)

"You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole."
- i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)

(Source: stolenwine, via thisirresistibleparisoriginal)