osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via the-sweetsimplicities)

spottytonguedog:

trenzalori:

 

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

please i love sharing stories

This is a fun one!!

(via heartattackle)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via saphiric)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via thesiriuseffect)

glorfindely:

when i’m out with my family and i see a book store

image

(via likebeestothehoneyitwas)

the-rooster-to-your-teeth:

everyone and I mean EVERYONE that reblogs this post will get a quote based off your blog in your inbox from me

(via casgetoutofmyarse)

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

(via lostherwolf)